From an early morning event in Somers, CT in mid-January:

Adapted from "Lovely Ladies" from my favorite musical
(considering the original lyrics, I was surprised I could use it for a log)

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I see cachers, see them everywhere
Think I'll meet the newbie in that corner over there
All these cachers, who the heck's that bloke
Parking sure is limited, the lot here is a joke
Road rage may just make you want to choke!

All these cachers
Waiting for a bite
Cup of Dunkin coffee and
a cookie sounds alright
All these cachers
They're having a ball
They would cache in winter, spring
Or summer or the fall
Weather doesn't matter here at all

All these cachers came here on a lark
Ready for a big cache or a quick cache in the park
Long time short time Any time, my dear
Doesn't cost you nothing if you want to take all year! 
Just make sure you have your caching gear!

See this cacher! Fastest on the street 
Wasn't there three seconds She was signing on the sheet
Hey, new cacher! What yer waiting for? 
Doesn't take a lot of savvy, It's not rated four
Come on, newbie, what's your Garmin for? 

Give me the dirt, who's that noob over there? 

Says he's SiNwYrM, thinks his skills are just fair

He's rarely out, tries to cache when he can

Look at that beard! Is he beast or a man?
Come on, newbie, come along and join us! 
Come on, newbie! 

Come on cachers, why look so blue?
The FTF was not meant for you
Cache you need is at the bottom of the heap
When you get near, your GPS will beep! 

That's right, newbie, find one in the lot
That's right, newbie, show him what you've got! 

Micros, nanos, take 'em as they come
Ammo cans and locks-n-locks and even some fake gum
Small ones, large ones, all across the land
Some of these adventures can be arduous and grand
All it takes is co-ords in your hand! 
All these cachers, you just can't go wrong
Got a lot to find here so they never stay for long 

Come on, rookie, you can wear a vest
Blaze orange in here for safety surely would be best
Easy cache here, it's an LPC
Just as well since all of them will count as a smiley
Hope you know to make sure you have extra batteries!