Beggars at the Feast

Attended an event at Farrell's Restaurant in Portland, CT in January.  Here's the log parody:

Cachers at the feast - (See Beggars at the Feast from Les Miserables)

I did attend this meet and greet
Chatting away with caching elite
He's found 10K, this one's found 2
This one's a noob but what can you do

In 500 feet, a cache in the dust
And with so much help, well, find it you must
Cache is at your feet, do a drunken dance
Try to find a pen that got lost in your pants

Everywhere you go are cache-finding folk
They will say a DNF's no laughing joke
Going out on trails on Sundays, writing up field notes to send
Yes, they're the ones to find them, cache along the trail from start to end

Watch the pointer bounce, lead you to and fro
Use your geosense and you'll know where to go
Trail or park and grab, we'll go anywhere
Except for the LPCs, we won't go there

We know where the cache is hiding but we're not allowed to tell
And when we're out of batt'ries, won't it feel like we're in caching hell?